This cheeky Christmas card brings a blunt, hilarious twist to holiday greetings. The front shows a grumpy, beer-in-hand Santa with bold red-and-green lettering that reads “MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS,” delivering a salty laugh for friends or family who appreciate dark humor and no-nonsense holiday vibes. Printed on sturdy 270gsm white paper with crisp, vibrant inks, the card folds cleanly and includes a matching envelope. Whether slipped into a stocking, tucked into a gift, or mailed to an old friend, this card sets a playful, irreverent tone that cuts through holiday fuss.
Product features
– Vibrant, crisp full-color printing using modern techniques
– Premium 270gsm white paper
– Includes matching envelopes; blanks sourced from USA
Care instructions
– Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the card outwards.
| 5″ x 7″ (Vertical) | |
|---|---|
| Width (closed), in | 5.00 |
| Height, in | 7.00 |










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