A cheeky, slightly mischievous holiday card that says what quieter hearts sometimes feel but rarely admit. The front reads “I hate everyone except you. Merry Christmas!” above two hand-drawn gnomes, giving the card a playful, rustic charm with a little edge. Inside is left blank for your own message, while the back carries a small decorative crest and a QR code — modern touches on a classic folded card. This card slips easily into its included envelope. The colors are vivid and the fold feels substantial. It lands in the hands of a close friend, partner, or family member who appreciates dry humor and offbeat holiday notes — the kind of person who laughs at honesty and keeps it real during the holidays.

Product features
– Printed on premium 270gsm white paper for a sturdy, high-quality feel
– Vibrant, digitally printed colors with crisp detail and double-sided printing
– Standard folded card with front-cover overlap (1/16 inch) and blank interior for a personal message
– Includes matching envelopes; blanks sourced from the USA; horizontal and vertical layouts available

Care instructions
– Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the card outwards.