“You Know Your Christmas Would S*ck Balls Without Me” Ceramic Coffee Mug, 11oz

This cheeky print depicts two glossy red and gold Christmas baubles suspended against a soft, snowy background, their speckled highlights suggesting playful movement. Bold green and red lettering reads, “You know your Christmas would SUCK BALLS without me,” giving the piece an irreverent, humorous edge ideal for gag gifts or casual holiday decor. Hang it on a mantel, tuck it into a present, or lean it on a shelf — it adds color and wit to seasonal displays, making it a welcome addition to your space.

A glossy ceramic mug that brings a quiet, cozy moment to your morning routine. The crisp, colorful print wraps the white surface with a playful, hand-drawn scene that feels warm and familiar. Lightweight enough for everyday use, the comfortable C-handle and smooth finish make each sip feel intentional — whether you’re easing into a slow weekend or fueling a busy workday. Safe for microwave and dishwasher use, this mug keeps its vibrant tones wash after wash, so the little story on the side stays bright through countless coffees, teas, and late-night drinks.

Product features
– Microwave-safe for reheating drinks and snacks
– Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning
– Vibrant, long-lasting color printing
– Glossy white ceramic with a comfortable C-handle
– Available in 11oz lead- and BPA-free

Care instructions
– Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap