Funny Christmas Greeting Card — “You Know Your Christmas Would Suck Balls Without Me” (Holiday Card)

Bright, “You Know Your Christmas Would Suck Balls Without Me” cheeky holiday cards that deliver a laugh before the mistletoe even appears. These folded cards feature bold, hand-illustrated ornaments and playful typography that reads like a wink from a mischievous friend. The inside is left blank to write your own message — whether it’s a quick joke, a warm memory, or a silly anecdote — and the satin-like finishes give each card a tactile, high-quality feel. They arrive with envelopes and crisp colors that hold up through mailing and unwrapping, so your holiday humor lands exactly as intended.

Product features
– High-quality 270gsm white paper with finish options, matte
– Vibrant, digitally printed colors that stay crisp
– Front cover overlap with 1/16 inch gap for professional fold
– Available in two sizes and multiple quantities (1, 10, 30)
– Envelopes included; blanks sourced from USA and double-sided print available

Care instructions
– Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the card outwards.

	3.5″ x 4.9″ (Vertical)	5″ x 7″ (Vertical)
Width (closed), in	3.50	5.00
Height, in	4.90	7.00