Christmas Tee — “You have One advantage over me, You can KISS MY ASS and I can’t.” Mistletoe Holiday Shirt

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Price range: $22.18 through $26.96

Christmas Tee — “You have One advantage over me, You can KISS MY ASS and I can’t.” Mistletoe Holiday Shirt

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This classic tee carries holiday mischief with a wink. A sprig of mistletoe tied with a gold bow hangs over a cheeky, tongue-in-cheek message that blends seasonal charm with bold humor. The soft, medium-weight fabric and sturdy ribbed collar make it comfortable for all-day wear — whether you’re trimming the tree, swapping stories by the fire, or nudging friends at a rowdy holiday party. The straightforward, centered design reads like a little private joke: festive at first glance, unapologetically sassy up close. It’s easy to layer under jackets or wear on its own; it keeps its shape after multiple wears thanks to reinforced seams and a tear-away label for irritation-free comfort.

Product features
– 100% cotton on solid colors (fiber content varies by color)
– Medium-weight fabric (6.0 oz/yd²) with classic fit
– Ribbed collar for stretch-and-recovery
– Reinforced shoulder/neck seams and double-needle hems for durability
– DTF inner neck labels and tear-away label for comfort

Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Do not dryclean

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