“You Know Your Christmas Would S*ck Balls Without Me” Funny Holiday Greeting Card (Single Card)

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“You Know Your Christmas Would S*ck Balls Without Me” Funny Holiday Greeting Card (Single Card)

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A cheeky, handcrafted holiday card that brings playful humor to your seasonal greetings. The front showcases two glossy, hand-drawn Christmas baubles with warm red and golden hues, paired with a bold, tongue-in-cheek message that reads, “You know your Christmas would SUCK BALLS without me.” Inside is left blank for a personal note or seasonal anecdote. The card’s simple white background and subtle snow flecks keep the focus on the illustration and punchline, while the back bears a small crest and QR code for a polished, boutique finish. These cards arrive with matching envelopes 

Product features
– Bright, crisp color printing using modern digital techniques
– Printed on sturdy 270gsm white paper 
– Includes envelopes; blanks sourced from the USA

Care instructions
– Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the card outwards.

  5″ x 7″ (Vertical)
Width (closed), in 5.00
Height, in 7.00

 

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