A cheeky, irreverent greeting card that brings holiday attitude and a wink to the season. The front shows a grumpy, wide-eyed cartoon kid under bold, playful lettering that reads “Santa knows you’ve been a little bitch.” Inside is left blank for your own message. Bright, saturated colors and crisp lines make the illustration pop against a clean white background. This card lands where humor and honesty meet — send it to a close friend, sibling, or anyone who appreciates sharp wit and a little holiday edge. It slips easily into its included envelope and arrives ready to write, sign, and share a laugh.

Product features
– Vibrant, crisp full-color printing for bold artwork
– Printed on premium 270gsm white paper
– Industry-standard front overlap (1/16 inch) 
– Blanks sourced from USA; envelopes included

Care instructions
– Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the card outwards.