A bold, cheeky holiday greeting card that speaks with attitude. Hand-drawn illustration of a scowling kid pairs with playful red-and-green lettering that reads “SANTA KNOWS YOU’VE BEEN AN ASSHOLE.” The tone is irreverent and humorous — made for people who trade polite Christmas small talk for blunt, laugh-out-loud honesty. It folds neatly to reveal a clean interior for your own message and comes with a matching envelope, ready to send. The card’s sturdy 270gsm stock and vivid digital printing keep the colors bright and the lines crisp. Use it to break the ice at holiday parties, slip into a sibling’s stocking, or mail to that friend who appreciates dark humor and doesn’t take themselves too seriously.

Product features
– 270gsm premium white paper stock
– Vibrant, high-resolution digital printing for crisp colors
– Includes envelope; blanks sourced from USA

Care instructions
– Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the card outwards.