A snarky, festive greeting card that speaks for the person who’s done with holiday fuss. Bold holiday colors and a cheeky Santa face deliver a laugh before the envelope is even opened. The card’s clean white background keeps the typography front and center — green and red lettering with an outspoken line that reads like a resigned holiday anthem. It’s blank inside so you can write anything from a short note to a long, honest update. Feels like handing a wry holiday wink to friends, coworkers, or family when you want to be real instead of sugary.

Lightweight to slip into a stocking or tuck into a parcel. The compact size and included envelope make it easy to mail or hand-deliver. 

Product features
– Bright, crisp colors using modern digital printing
– Printed on premium 270gsm white paper
– Front cover overlap with a 1/16 inch gap for professional alignment
– Includes envelopes; blanks sourced from the USA

Care instructions
– Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the card outwards.