Funny Christmas Mistletoe Card — “You can KISS MY ASS and I can’t” Holiday Greeting Card

A cheeky,  “You can KISS MY ASS and I can’t” hand-folded greeting card that pairs classic holiday imagery with perfectly rude humor. The front shows a watercolor mistletoe sprig tied with a golden bow, while the text reads with playful defiance — a little naughty, a little nostalgic. Inside is blank for your own message. The crisp 270gsm stock and satin-like finish options make colors pop and give the piece a polished feel that still reads handmade and personal. Comes with a white envelope and is printed on American-sourced blanks, so you can send this with confidence to someone who appreciates wit over formality during the holidays or at a rowdy office party.

Product features
– Bright, vivid color reproduction using modern printing methods
– Premium 270gsm white paper available in uncoated, matte, one- or two-side coated finishes
– Front-overlap cover with industry-standard 1/16″ gap for clean folding
– envelopes included
– Multiple sizes and quantities (1, 10, 30pcs); blanks sourced from USA

Care instructions
– Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the card outwards.

	3.5″ x 4.9″ (Vertical)	5″ x 7″ (Vertical)
Width (closed), in	3.50	5.00
Height, in	4.90	7.00