Season’s Fucking Greetings Holiday Card — Funny Christmas Wreath Greeting Card

These folded greeting cards bring a salty wink to holiday cheer. A bright, hand-drawn wreath and bold red-and-green lettering read “Season’s Fucking Greetings,” mixing classic festive imagery with a laugh-out-loud irreverence. The crisp 270gsm stock gives each card a substantial, tactile feel; choose from uncoated, matte, or satin-like coated finishes to match the tone you want — soft and understated or vibrant and glossy. Cards come with matching envelopes, ready to slip into stockings, hand over the mantle, or drop in the mail when you want to send a little holiday honesty to friends, coworkers, or that one family member who appreciates blunt humor.

This card sits well in a drawer of cheeky holiday stationery or on the counter for last-minute guests. It reads as both a funny note and a small bit of rebellion — the kind that sparks a grin across holiday chaos. Use it at office Secret Santa swaps, irreverent holiday parties, or tucked into a care package for someone who prefers truth over syrupy sentiment. The compact, folded format keeps your message private and the included envelope makes mailing straightforward.

Printed in the USA on premium 270gsm paper, available in two sizes and quantities (1, 10, 30). Each card features a slight front-overlap on the cover for a clean, professional finish.

Product features
– Bright, crisp double-sided prints using modern printing techniques
– 270gsm premium white paper with finish options: uncoated, matte, one-side or two-side coated
– Front cover overlaps back for a clean 1/16 inch gap
– Available in two sizes and quantities (1, 10, 30)
– Comes with envelopes; blanks sourced from USA

Care instructions
– Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the card outwards.

	3.5″ x 4.9″ (Vertical)	5″ x 7″ (Vertical)
Width (closed), in	3.50	5.00
Height, in	4.90	7.00