Funny Christmas Greeting Card — “Santa Knows You’ve Been An Asshole” (Single or Multi-Pack)

A cheeky, grown-up holiday card that delivers laugh-out-loud honesty with a wink. The front features a bold, hand-lettered message in festive red and green alongside a simple, expressive cartoon kid — a mix of playful mischief and blunt holiday truth. Printed on thick 270gsm white stock with sharp, vibrant colors, substantial in the hand and comes with a coordinating envelope. It folds cleanly with the industry-standard front-overlap detail and leaves the interior blank for your own snarky note or heartfelt follow-up. Great to tuck into a seasonal care package or hand to a friend who appreciates irreverent humor at Christmas gatherings.

Product features
– Printed on 270gsm premium white paper for a substantial feel
– Vibrant, crisp digital printing that preserves bold red and green hues
– Available in finishes: , matte,
– envelopes included
– Made from USA-sourced blanks with standard front-overlap and multiple size/quantity choices

Care instructions
– Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the card outwards.

	3.5″ x 4.9″ (Vertical)	5″ x 7″ (Vertical)
Width (closed), in	3.50	5.00
Height, in	4.90	7.00