Funny Christmas Gnome Card – “I hate everyone except you. Merry Christmas!” (Holiday Greeting Card)

A cheeky, “I hate everyone except you. Merry Christmas!” slightly snarky holiday card that reads “I hate everyone except you. Merry Christmas!” above two hand-drawn gnome figures. The design pairs vintage-style black-and-white illustration with simple red and green lettering for a warm-but-witty contrast. Folded format leaves room inside for a personal note; each card arrives with a matching envelope. The tone is playful and intimate — for the friend or loved one who understands humor over holiday sentimentality. These cards sit neatly on a mantle or get tucked into a gift, adding a conversational, offbeat moment to seasonal gatherings and small, cozy celebrations.

Product features
– Printed on 270gsm premium white paper for sturdy, high-quality feel
– Available in matte
– front cover overlap (1/16 inch) and envelope included
– Multiple size and quantity options (1, 10, 30pcs)
– Blanks sourced from USA using vibrant, crisp digital printing techniques

Care instructions
– Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the card outwards.

	3.5″ x 4.9″ (Vertical)	5″ x 7″ (Vertical)
Width (closed), in	3.50	5.00
Height, in	4.90	7.00